This is just a random conversation I had with my brother las June. You know you’re insane when this kind of thing is normal conversation fare in your family. (note: the title is an inside in and of itself. Blew your mind, didn’t I?)
[6/30/2009 9:34:15 PM] Jon : M. Night Shyamalan is making the Avatar movie, hahahaha!
[6/30/2009 9:34:40 PM] Wes : Yep. I will admit that I don’t know who that is, but I had heard that I was doing it.
[6/30/2009 9:34:55 PM] Jon : You’d heard that you were doing it?
[6/30/2009 9:35:01 PM] Jon : That’s rather presumptuous, don’t you think?
[6/30/2009 9:35:04 PM] Wes : Whoops.
[6/30/2009 9:35:15 PM] Jon : LOL
[6/30/2009 9:35:22 PM] Wes : Sorry, I’m writing two different things at once. *He* was doing it, I menat.
[6/30/2009 9:35:28 PM] Wes : meant! MEANT!
[6/30/2009 9:36:50 PM] Jon: M. Night Shyamalan wrote and directed “The Village” and “The Happening.”
[6/30/2009 9:36:55 PM] Jon : among others
[6/30/2009 9:37:10 PM] Wes : Ah. He seems to have a thing for “The” movies.
[6/30/2009 9:37:31 PM] Jon : “The Sixth Sense” is probably his best known film.
[6/30/2009 9:37:55 PM] Wes : Ah, yes, I am sensing the trend.
[6/30/2009 9:38:04 PM] Jon : The one with Bruce Willis and that autistic little brat
[6/30/2009 9:38:11 PM] Jon : “I see dead people”
[6/30/2009 9:38:30 PM] Jon : anywho, I found that very entertaining
[6/30/2009 9:38:49 PM] Wes : Dad says “The kid wasn’t autistic, that was Mercury Rising.”
[6/30/2009 9:39:23 PM] Jon : That kid was freaking autistic…he was SPEAKING to DEAD PEOPLE!
[6/30/2009 9:39:52 PM] Wes : I don’t think that is the definition of autism, jon.
[6/30/2009 9:40:36 PM] Jon : How many autistic people do you know?  Exactly.
[6/30/2009 9:40:53 PM] Wes : Like, a ton. I know this one guy named Jon, for instance…
[6/30/2009 9:41:25 PM] Jon : I hold that speaking to dead people is actually a very major part of the Autistic Brat’s Handbook (patent pending).
[6/30/2009 9:42:00 PM] Jon : And while I may very well be speaking to a dead person now, that’s no excuse to refer to me as “a ton.”
[6/30/2009 9:42:27 PM] Wes : Dad says he knows 5. So I think he wins.
[6/30/2009 9:42:49 PM] Jon : They’re probably all dead people, which means you know 2.
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